thedustdancestoo:
we’ll pack each other
away in boxes
when the time comes.
One of my favorite things about the Avengers was how fucking American it was.
Mad man with scary spear has stolen a blue light box containing an unimaginable amount of energy and power?
Let’s not inform any other countries.
Alien invasion that might result in the destruction of the planet?
Nah, we don’t need help.
We have a man dressed in a skin tight flag jumpsuit.
We got this.
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk hyuk.
^omfg
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
But that’s what love is like when it’s fresh and new. It’s fire and thunder and heat.
— Carrie Ryan, The Dead-Tossed Waves
I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.
— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via darrencr1ss)
